The card holiday – not your syphilis. I mean, you can certainly celebrate (or lament) your syphilis with a martini if you’d like, but this recipe is for the “card/chocolate/fancy underwear” holiday coming up.
And, since it’s all about hearts and love, make a nice heart shaped pizza, eat some chocolate covered strawberries and try not to pass out before your significant other this time.
Pink Martini
2 shots gin
juice from 1/4 of a lime
1/4 oz triple sec
1/4 oz cranberry juice
Shake with crushed ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with cherries.
And if you do have the syphilis, you can use the ice from the martini shaker to numb your naughty bits.
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