If you’re like me (you live in the middle of crap-cold central), you are wishing that winter, she go bye-bye. In the spirit of “get on with it already and let’s see some green grass and temperatures above 20 degrees” let’s have a nice cocktail together, shall we?
Palm Beach Martini
6 parts gin
1 teaspoon sweet vermouth
4 parts grapefruit juice
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over cracked ice, strain into a chilled martini glass.
Throw on your two-sizes too small bikini, wipe the snow off your lounge chair (you should probably bring it inside – frostbite sets in pretty quickly) and forget about the fact that you haven’t shaved anywhere in three months and imagine how wonderful summer will be if it ever gets here! You should probably shave before then, too. If not for yourself, for the rest of us, Sasquatch.
